Excerpt The Flama
Ladies, would you be able to describe your man’s penis (in great detail) to a perfect stranger who also happens to be a police sketch artist? That’s exactly what Distractify did with these brave couples.
These women are very familiar with their mens’ genitals. So much so that they know every vein, every mole and exactly how it hangs. Too much? We’re just getting started. Watch as one girlfriend quips, “His pubic hair is wider,” and another lady says that “his left ball is absolutely lower than his right ball.” DAYUM.